Friday, July 24, 2015

Woods part 1

Glen hurried across the sidewalk, trying to avoid the other people walking by. They were going about their business, and he wanted them to keep it that way.

He was coming from the Auto Shop, where he worked daily. Though today was his day off, he had still stopped by. He needed to be there, even if he wasn’t working. A bird had flown in an open window and ran into one of the walls. He didn’t even know why the window was open, it was really pretty chilly outside. He wasted a moment wondering who would’ve opened it in this weather, but then was awakened by the sound of a car honking its horn as it drove past him, pulling him out of his daze.

Standing on the curb, he poked his head up, out of the crowd.

He sighed, running his hand through his poofy hair. He liked it that way. The way it stuck up in the air accentuated his pointy ears just enough to make him look dangerous. And that was the part he thought was cool.

Well, Glen thought. It might be best to head across the street. The building he was looking at was the quirkiest bookstore he’d ever seen: the moment you set foot in it, you were swallowed in the massive collections. Books spewed from every nook and cranny. But the place had an overall dark look to it, giving it a haunted feel. Only the really cool kids hung there. That and really creepy old dudes.

Instead of just standing there imagining walking into the store, he dashed across the street. A bell rang as he opened the door and walked in. The strange thing about it was how dark the place was -- it really was just one room, with shelves placed so that it’d feel more like walking down a winding corridor than across a room -- the large windows on the left wall spewed light but none of it made it to the books. Glen stepped forward, only a couple strides to the desk. As usual, no one was there. But there was a bell on the desk, which Glen bopped with his hand, and he stood there, waiting.

A cooing noise came from under his jacket. “Shh,” he said, patting the slight bulge. “Soon, you’ll be able to come out. But not yet. So be quiet, please. Or we’ll both be in big trouble.” A small peep, and then silence.

He knew it would be a few minutes until Basil  would arrive. Bookworms have a tendency to take their time. So Glen’s thoughts wandered.

He wondered if he could fix everything.

He remembered how he’d taken a walk yesterday morning, through the small woods on the edge of town. It was nice to walk through a place like that, pretend there were no deadlines. Live like time didn’t exist. But this walk was different.

He remembered the strange tracks, following them. He remembered someone in the woods he didn’t recognize, though he never saw their face -- yelling, then screaming. Screaming at him to leave the forest. But why? That had been his question. He remembered the yelling getting louder, him asking the person to relax -- but then what happened? Glen remembered darkness -- but not complete darkness. Incomplete darkness. For how long, he wasn’t sure. He didn’t know if there was something that happened after it, either, or if that was it...

But after the darkness he remembered the sun setting. And the bird. The same bird that now hid in his jacket. After that he’d called his boss, told him he couldn’t make it to work the next day. He needed to sort some things out.

But he’d forgotten something at the Auto Shop, his first aide kit. And he needed it if he was going to fix his scratched body, along with the bird’s hurt wing. That was why it needed a place to stay -- but someone had left the stupid window open, and another bird had flown in, totally freaking out the hurt one and causing it to try to fly away, which just strained its injuries, and -- sigh. It was just all very stressful.

He didn’t know why exactly he felt that he had to keep it secret, or why he told himself and the bird they’d get in trouble if they were caught. Caught by whom? Who would be searching for them? The strange person?

All Glen knew was that he saw something he wasn’t supposed to and now he needed to talk it through with somebody. And that somebody just happened to be --

“Well, what a friggin’ surprise,” came a familiar voice, followed by footsteps, which were followed by a face emerging from around the corner. With a head that was kind of squarish and a body like a rectangle, small eyes and a face that seems to tell the truth, you’d think Basil would be the quiet, respectful type; but he was practically the opposite.

“Before we get any farther, I wanna remind you that--” started Glen, but he was interrupted by Basil.

“You don’t approve of me swearing. How many times have we gone over that lame conversation? Look, ‘friggin’’ isn’t even a swear word, technically, but for your sake, I’ll change the rules to be as strict as my freaking grandma. Seriously, for a dude as chill and goth-lookin’ as you, you’re pretty uptight about a lot of stuff. Can we just get on with why ya dragged me outta one of the best books in the world?”

“Well,” started Glen, “this might not be the absolute best place to be talking about this, but there’s really nowhere else to go...”

“You get arrested again?”

Glen frowned. “No, of course not. I’ve only ever been arrested once, Basil, and you know it was a misunderstanding.”

“Yeah, a misunderstanding concerning a convenience store and some beer. Honestly, I don’t understand what’s up with you sometimes, you’re okay with stealing but not the f-bomb?”

“Shut up,” said Glen. “Look, I came here for some help. If you don’t wanna, you don’t have to. But at least let me tell the story first.”

“Who’s sayin’ you can’t tell the story? Just get started already! Geez!”

“Okay, fine, Mr, Impatient. It happened yesterday morning. Something so serious I only remember parts of it.”

“What is this about? Drugs? Debts owed? What’s so dangerous? You need me to talk to Nike again? ‘Cause I explicitly told her, I did, if she ever messed with -- “

“Just be quiet and lemme get started,” hissed Glen. “So I went --” But he was interrupted again, this time by the bird. It squawked loudly and flew out from under his jacket so suddenly that it seemed the bird had startled even itself, and it ran straight into the window to the left with a muffled thunk.

“Ow,” came a small, strange, voice.

Glen started sweating plenty. “Shhhh!” he hissed. “Be quiet!” He turned to explain the situation to Basil, who was obviously in shock.

“It... talks?” Basil said. “But what? How...?”

“I was getting to that part,” said Glen, crouching down to pick up the injured bird, “but no one would let me get that far.” The small, black creature hopped up Glen’s arm onto his shoulder.

“But,” said Basil, “it can talk.”

“You bet your ass I can,” sneered the bird.

Hey,” Glen complained, “were you even listening to our conversation?”

“Not even in the slightest,” sniffed the bird. “I was too busy suffocating to death. I eventually got enough of it.”

“Fine,” said Glen. “Whatever. Can I get started with my story yet?”

Yes,” said both the bird and Basil at the same time, in very bored tones. It didn’t feel very fitting, because for Glen the past day and a half had been very exciting, but for all Basil knew, this was just another shenanigan in the life of the troublemaker elf-man Glen. But it was different this time. He felt it.

“Wellll,” began Glen, for the third time, “it happened yesterday morning. I was taking a calming morning walk in the woods --” Glen was interrupted by a pfft from Basil -- “when all of a sudden I noticed something. Or really, someone. Someone new that I’d never seen before.” This got Basil’s attention. Glen really got around, socially. He knew everyone in town. It actually wasn’t very hard, because it was one of those towns that hardly ever got visitors. For him to not recognize someone meant that an unknown being had snuck into town without anyone noticing, which was quite a challenge, because there was only one road leading into town, one that ended in the center of the town, and the woods were on the farthest outskirts.

All of this information thought through within a fraction of a second, Glen continued with his story. “They were yelling about something, then noticed I was there, and directed their shouting at me. ‘Just walk away,’ they were saying. ‘Walk away and forget I was ever here.’ I asked them to calm down, because, you know, this was totally an un-chill situation, and they started screaming at me. ‘No, don’t take a picture.’ ‘Please just leave me alone.’ But you know, louder.”

Basil sat in the quiet for half a second before asking, “so what the hell happened next, man? You can’t leave off on such a cliffhanger.”

Glen scowled at the use of language, but answered the question anyway. “I don’t know, not really. It gets fuzzy after that. I do remember a lot of darkness. But it wasn’t complete darkness, not like I’d been swallowed by something. it was more like there was something behind it, trying to get in. Like I’d been covered in a veil and no one could find the edge to get me out. After that... I remember opening my eyes, and the sun was setting, and this bird--” he gestured to his shoulder -- “was lying on the ground next to me. It asked me to help it.

“But now,” he continued, “it occurs to me that I didn’t even ask you for your name.”

“Horatio,” replied the small bird, peering through its black, beady eyes.

“Well, then, Horatio,” said Glen, “Basil--“ he nodded at Basil -- “I think it’s time to figure this whole thing out.”

“Yeah, sure,” said Basil. “We’re going into the woods, of course. Where the possible murderer was last seen. Just wait for my shift to end, I’d gladly die with you.”

“Sweet,” said Glen. “See you in a few hours, then.”

“Yup,” replied Basil. “See you.

Glen turned and walked out of the store, wondering what would happen next. Would the strange person still be there? Would there be evidence they ever were? What were they planning?

Well, thought Glen. I guess we’ll see in a few hours.




This is a new story I've been working on! I've been taking my sweet time with this one, and I feel like the characters are better developed in this thing than The Super. Plus, the Super never really had a plot to begin with, and it just kind of wandered. Which sucked. So I'm trying out a new story with an actual plot idea this time, and we'll see how it goes. I like where it's going s far.

   ~Polar

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Why, Thank You

So you remember my ranting post about the Wii remotes? Of course you do. If you haven't read it, there's an easy solution to that. It's the last post I wrote. Move your mouse to the right hand side and it should be there. Unless you're on mobile; then I don't know where the heck the archive's located.

Well, it was really just me freaking out about losing yet another part of my childhood to the swirling vortex that time creates, but someone took it quite seriously. So seriously, in fact, that they sent me a BRAND NEW Wii remote in the mail! I just received it today. It's new and black and has Wii Motion Plus BUILT IN and did I mention that it's freakin' new? I haven't held a brand new remote in eight years. It's pretty awesome.

Now, I don't know who sent it to me. There are many people I suspect, but rather than send out messages to every single candidate, I figured it would be more efficient to thank them here, since they obviously read my blog so carefully. They can then reveal themselves if they feel like, or they may feel it better to leave themselves anonymous, which is fine. Either way rocks. Which makes me writing this thank you here so awesome: no privacy violated.

So, to whoever sent me the Wii remote: THANK YOU!! I know that the specific kind of remote you sent me was not cheap, so it makes it super AWESOME that you did such a thing for such a strange and random individual on the internet! I'm really happy about it, if you can't tell!

You're probably someone that I actually know personally, and if you read this and want to say hi I'll gladly thank you in person.


That's all I'm really writing about. This entire post is a thank you letter.


Thanks again!

 ~ Polar

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

I Got Mad Because of a Video Game Again

I got really mad today. I was looking for the Wii remote and couldn't find it.

The problem here is that we technically own two remotes, but there was this period of time where my family practically forgot that we owned a Wii entirely. And the reason for that is because we used to have friends come over all the time because my dad technically babysat them, even though they were old enough to be left in their own house alone. But whatever, we played Wii games all day, and that was fun. You know, until their parents actually realized that they were probably getting too old to be "babysat." When that happened, our exclusively multiplayer games just lost their lust. It's so much better to have four players than two. So for a while we just lost track of everything related; the games gathered dust in various places, the remotes shoved into some random box. The console lay to the side of the TV, which soon became a Mac, incapable of working the Wii, which was becoming woefully ignored.

But one day, a game was introduced to me. It was called Just Dance. It had been out for a while, and there was actually three games before the one I was introduced to, but it didn't matter. Something that few people realized at the time is that I loved dancing games. I used to play Dance Dance Revolution all the time at a friend's house. No one I knew really liked them that much, though, because I never really talked about it, so when I came in and played my heart out at Just Dance, I think at least some people were surprised. Like, I talk a lot about my life, but there are certain things that never cross my mind to mention that really surprise people, and judging by their reactions, they weren't expecting my enthusiasm.

I royally sucked at Just Dance. It wasn't anything like Dance Dance Revolution; the version I had experience with dealt entirely with feet, while this game revolved around the hands and arms. Playing Just Dance, I was clumsy. I was a danger to those around me.

But I looked that game in the face and knew that I could take on this challenge. I could master the game if I had the chance.

I've always had a problem with exercise. My main problem being that every choice I had was just so... public. Like, I'm not thin, and I don't need to feel really self conscious while I'm riding my bike, or jogging, or playing sports. I wanted an indoor exercise, one that I could practice without the feeling of the world staring down my back.

And now, voila, I had it. That is, of course, if my parents would buy it for our Wii. The last game we had bought for the Wii was purchased maybe three years prior. It was going to be tricky. Especially with the fact that we had to get a special USB plugin in order to even USE the Wii with the computer we used as a television.

Somehow, I managed to convince my parents to get me the game, and then it was all me, practicing my heart out. I didn't just wave the remote around like an idiot. I actually did the moves.

Lots of practicing led my family to be driven away from using the Wii completely, excepting me, of course. For about two years, I was the only one to really use the Wii. And so, only one remote was needed.

At the beginning of this summer, I was really a lot more busy than I anticipated. In fact, I was so busy, I dropped my exercise routine completely, because the work I was doing in itself counted as exercise. But things have finally calmed down, and so tonight I went to go get the Wii remote and start some Just Dance, like I've always done.

But the Wii remote wasn't there. I remembered that a few days ago, my sister and I had brought the remote to a neighbor's house, so we could all four play a certain game, because they only had three remotes and we needed four. And it was still there.

It was 10:00 at night. I couldn't just waltz over and ask for it. They'd already been asleep for an hour and a half; so I did the only thing I could think of next.

I searched for the other Wii remote. For an hour straight. Through our messy house.

I didn't find it.

This is me ranting about it.

I'm still mad, and frankly, at this point, it could be on the moon, for all I know. It's simply gone, and now I don't get my workout, and I have to wait until tomorrow afternoon to get the first remote back.

This is a really long post about a rant about something stupid, please don't take it too seriously. I'm just already agitated from an earlier experience, and then added to the hour I wasted looking for something that apparently doesn't exist anymore, and the dinner I never ate, it just blew up. I got super mad about it. But now I've blown off the steam, and I feel better about it.

I wanted to write this other thing I'm working on that I'm not going to tell you about because if I do I'll never finish it, but I was too angry to. The only thing that I could manage was this monster of a post. It was all my fault, every last bit of it. Sorry. But that's what my life is. Completely random and not without its downs.

Meh, that's all for now. Maybe I'll work on that comic. Or maybe I'll work on this other secret thing. Who knows?

                          ~Polar

(PS If you had ever watched me play Team Fortress 2, you'd know just how aggravated I can get because of video games.)

(I yell a lot. So much that the other kids who are also yelling about other video games tell me I'm being too loud.)